Well, the fuccing weather is being hoTTER AND HOTTER
so we are so fuccing lazy
and can't write anything
but i wanted to say we arent dieded again ahhhha
sorry 4 bein unactive but i have katekyo hitman reborn and enchanted in the moonlight reviews
I MEAN STILL WRITING AND 50% DONE ALREADY
just wait for us
Otome never dies...
So does love....
Never give up
Just chasing after that boy
I know its hard but
JUST DO IT
Kouhaikek Labeauf 2015
Warning:spoilers and hot versions of your zodiac sign
umm im sorry for this lmao i know im writing about Seduce me but while using all good (nope) jokes and running of ideas because of that today im gonna show you an amazing otome game for mobile called Star Crossed Myth
sadly its not free but you can still read prologue and before purchse a story routes and deciding easy BECAUSE ITS ABOUT ZODIAC SIGNS YEAH and this time we gonna fucc zodiac gods so you can pick the guy with your horoscope..why not?
so im a Cancer myself sadly my horoscope gods does not have a route yet so i decide one of the zodiac close to mine Pisces is close one i guess lmao
btw im gonna tell you guys about summary of epilogue
our dear mc is a single women who loves stars that works at planetarium and on 6th july(which was my birthday tbh youre welcome mc) and next day the planetarium hosting a star event blah blah she gonna write her wishes etc. BUT ALL SHE DİD SHE WANTED TO SKY CLEAR NEXT DAY
and shit happens yo
the meteor comes to her house...as she though lol
be careful what do you wish for girll
ITS A MAN HALLELUJAH...wait what
not only this dude but 6 guys yeah thay appears in kouhaikeks house for no reason
why hello you are my pizza men right now
and Light Yagami with funny cute pizza men appears and pizza men said we have a eyes of stars thank lol
LEVI IS THAT YOU OMG WHY DONT YOU KILL TITANS
hue...his name is HUEHUEHUE hey whats your name? umm my name is huehuehue holy shit
and then those guys said we have to come with them and stuffz but kouhaikek does not want to for A REASON like cmon man you cant go anywhere with strangers
and HUEdhaut said we have to its DESTİNY♪unmei ga warau/Destiny is laughing at us♪ is this Mawaru Penguindrum?? maybe they want to get penguindrum uhh nope???
♪all around me are familiar faces worn out places♪
then leon(ore sama one with orange hair lol) takes us and we started to fly haha
AYYY LMAO
bruh you are not Mike Shinoda and you didnt make Fort Minor :(
anyway kouhaikek finds herself in her room and thought it was all dream and goes to work
heres Hiyori our BFF sadly we cant date her anyway we have still Suzu Naomi and Diana :(
so we are having star festival event and people come and write their wishes probably like:''i wanna marry Zayn from OneDirection'' or ''i want to look beautiful as Beyonce'' ''pls make anime characters real'' ''please make my booty like Nicki Minaj''(i bet Hiyori would write this) etc. and post their random wishes on rooftop mc and Hiyori partipices and help people post their papers and THOSE GUYS APPEARS AGAIN
please stop stalking me Light kun
and most intelligent person on this whole planet MC Kouhaikek does not recognize them at first -_- yeah i named her my name but she does not have to be like me lol
the question of the year
ohhh okie then Aquarius nice to meet you can you say your name again?
OH HELL NO HE DOES KNOW US NOT ANOTHER '' FALLEN'' STORY PLEASE
I GUESS HE MADE A CHOICE WITH NO REGRETS GEDDIT??
Then Scorpio(so creative)wants to see our eyes closer cause we have stars in our eyes due to we were a reincarnated goddess :( and those gays are fallen gods becuse each of them commited certain sins and they needs us because only we can get back to heaven??? alright
and you wont go to help him and die will you kouhaikek WILL YOU
SHE WILL
she saves the boy but she fell instead and she literally said ''GOD SAVE ME'' and the boy you choice saves you...yeah
imagine you made this your wallpaper and your dad uses your computer AWKWARD
and im gonna write those boys names with their zodiac-star ruling thing lol
♌Leon-Leo♌
In this picture he tries to make a salad
alright i have no idea to say something but he is not my type tbh -_- hes hot tho and sassy anddd ore sama XD
♏Scorpio-Scorpio♏
SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE
Heres Moon Moon in the Sin Squad besides of looking like Levi and a voice of Undertaker(no im not kidding)he hates humans because*Sweet lemonade Spoiler* he was once human and he raised as child soldier without given any name(wtf why this game is so deep for otome game holy shit)and he was cold as first but gets better laterz
♉Teorus-Taurus♉
its sad that he is beautiful than mc and mc is more handsome than him:(
Another moon moon lmao but never reach level of original moon moon scorpio jk be careful he is womanizer(FRANCE ONII CHAN)yeah i call those characters france onii chan so deal with it
♊Gemini-Dui♊
BITCH IM KAWAII (◕‿◕✿)
heres the Sinnamon roll guys yeah he might cute as hell but he has another personality that tries to kill mc.......and HE LOVES CHERRIES AND LOOK AT HIM HE WILL KILL YOU WITH THAT CUTE FACE ah yes his sin were he KILLED ANOTHER GOD LMAO UR DED
♒Aquarius-Huedhaut♒
YURETE YUGAN DA SEKAI NI TATTA BOKU WA
i cant help it he looks so shounen animu
*Amazing horse Spoilers*well what if i told you he is our cannonical bf? yeah when mc was a goddess she and hue was in reliationship and he committed a sin in order to save mc yeah he is Ukyo guys lol but his hobbies icluding rekt other people including mc i cant say i like him or not lmao maybe i can buy his story im always slut for amnesia-reincarnation stories
♓ Pisces-Ichthys ♓
i like buns ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) heres the chosen one yeah i purchased his story first because pisces also emotional(kinda)and they are adorable so this cutiepie right here well*Fish Buns Spoilers* what if i told you he is mortal god unlike others and gonna die yeah how amazing....( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ......................(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ he likes pranking people and having literally YOLO life he even admit himself cause he gonna die anyway...im gonna tell details at his story walkthrough
ICANTEVEN:GUYS MY SIGN GOD LOOKS LIKE MAKOTO TACHIBANA AND HE IS HOT AF IM CRYING HE DOES HAVE NO ROUTE ON ENG VERSION
♋ Cancer -Karno♋
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT FACE YOU LOOK LIKE MY NEXT MISTAKE LOVE IS A OTOME GAMES WANNA PLAY
PS:MY HOROSCOPE ON NEWSPAPER SAYS I MIGHT BE GOOD AT STUFF BASED OF COMMUNICATION THESE DAYS AND BETTER START TO WRITE A BLOG.....HAHAHAHA NO HERES THE END OF REVIEW THINGY ON STARSHIT XD TO BE CONTIUNED LOLZ
That shit just gonna contains lots of spoiler and offensive and I'm doing this for fun.
It's been 1 year. Since my lief ruined by Kaneighki. so waaT
I'm gonna introduce first season of Tokyo Ghoul animu.
That was pretty good. Yeah, Tokyo Ghoul animu first season is ok. (Look i didnt even said wooohaa shiit awsuum) Well, for me Tokyo Ghoul is such a newbie anime like SAO. New "otaku"s just watchin TG and they saying "Oh nigga im such a otaku lol this is not my shame okay?? okay? Animu is not for children" bruhhhh stfu already. We already know animu is not for children but losers. Age is not the matter here, okayy? We are all losers here but they just watching SAO or TG and congratz ur a otaku naow.
OOoh okay sorry... I was very liked the first episode. Because I'm always starving and after being ghoul he was reeeally hungry. And he wanna eat his friend coz he is Kaneki's friend or fried potato.
I really liked that and watched all the animu.
That was my first sin.
Final ep. i cried like a biatch because Kaneki was me. Ughh, I'm not gonna talk about this shit. XD
But, the last scene was just like... Hey is that a shoujo animu?? I am...a ghoul. ??? REALLY? U GOT IT NOW ? IT'S BEEN 12 EPS U LIL SHIT AND U JUST GOT IT NOWW FUUUUAAK YOOOW! I was so fucking excited and i was like " oh shit im gonna read the fucking manga" and i started to manga.
I... I dunno... Why the fuck even animu was like that, I MEAN LOOK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT I THOUGHT TOKYO GHOUL IS A SHOUJO ANIMUUUU
Yeah, you can see the difference. Bruh. This is the same scene but look... Manga is awsum mannnn!
Nevermind, I just said idgaf and read da shit. I can't say anything. Manga is really something....... And there so many hints about the future. Lıke tarot numbers.
That was the first insane act of Kaneki. He just broke Ayato's bones because he wanted to kill him half. When I heard Tokyo Ghoul season 2 I was like YEEEEA I WANNA SAW DA BROKEN BOONEESSZZZZ. I was so fucking "SDĞPFLSDĞFPSDĞ" When Season 2 released I download da shit, i was ready even my popcorn but this happened
W... Wait wat?
Umm.. Bones? Ummmmm... I guess i did wrong smth. Is this even true episode? Or.. or ummm ??? I said nvm with such a sad look but i tried to watch the rest of animu. And WHAT HAPPENED
THEY JUST JUMPED LIKE 100 CHAPTERS AND IT FINISHED WITH FILLERS
WHY DA FUCK EVEN DID YOU DO DAT???
Everyone was in feelz ocean but i never been there because of Hide's death. WHY? THIS IS FUKIN FILLER MAN HE ISN'T DIEDED. AND NEW FOR YOU: HIDE APPEARED IN TG:RE SO STFU NOW
And they cried but i was thinking about something.
Well, Arima is really liked Kaneki and he didn't kill my precios baby. And I was like "Heheh look at him. He just look like Kaneki. Hehehe. Woow , even they have same eye color and hair color. Oooh yeah, Arima was black haired tho ~ Yeah i mean when he was like kaneki's age....."
And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
We never heard smth about his father?????
This is just my fucking theory but maybe he is Kaneki's father or smth like that. lol
Never forget Tsukiyama. He is the trashie bae. Everyone luvs him. He is really sick now in manga becoz he thought Kaneki is dieded. BUUUT THEY TOLD HIM KANEKI IS ALIVE AND HE WAS LIKE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHAHHEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTPPPPP" hes now again a pervert we all love him
TRASHiyama
Y'all love Uta but he is the real bitch here. EVerything HAPPENED COZ OF HIM U FUCKIN HANDSOME AWWW KAWAII UTA BIATCH...
Well, my friend asked "why the fuck even. he is not even trying ghoul eyes" and i said "lol he is a tattooist maybe that's a eye tattoo i know that shit i was saw smth about dat in news"
and *about latest ch* he said that eyes are just tattoo lol. And I thought smth again. I guess he is not ghoul. I mean I think he is half-ghoul like Kaneki.
Dunno man he is doing everything for fun. And he is so fucking stronk. We never saw his kakuja. Fuk u Uta. We all love u even ur just a bitch
And finally when i heard tg:re i was like wtf is this shit *yeah i didnt even read the introduce* and i start to read.
I saw Kaneki but i was not sure because he dieded you know ? BUT I SAW HIM
Warning:this writing is just written for humor (honestly really bad humor)it might cause dropping IQ points contains:derp(also offensive) humor and teribbly edited pictures by paint and lots of nicknames and dont be offended please i love this game a lot and i though it will be fun if i add stupid stuff
Hellooooo kekekkess how ya doin huh here i am and its the walkthrough and review of ''Seduce Me the Otome'' as promised of course ill make this with parts i guess this is the first oneee
alrighty first of all this game started at school our mc is at class thinking about life and hanging out with her friends even bullies etc.
oh btw those gals here are Naomi(oooh shinyy gal) Suzu(lesbehonest one) ill introduce them moar on their walk. and stuffz but here we are Nohomo so they are our friends
the name of company:
Trinity Corporation sounds just fine + Naomi
I like Dragon Company + Suzu
I wish I was as fast as her getting out of here... + Suzu
Me and you both Naomi + Naomi
then everything changed when fire nation attacked....oh wait i mean our grandpa dieded rip
so appearently our grandpa was Alfred lmao(thanks Senpai for pointing that out) he was really rich guy but not that asshole rich old man a.k.a my grand-uncles(thats what we call them?) and the scene goes with funeral
instead of grandpa Nohomo's dad is an asshole...why am i not surprised?
and heres NoHomo's momma she really wants to go home and smoke some weed :(
anyway it revealed that Alfred inherited whole company and his mansion to his granddaughter NoHomo dad is pissed a lots because he wanted all the company thats why he married BrendaCockaineAddict so he can get everything nah kidding he is mad because he dislikes his dad for ''some'' reason(ill explain better later)but it does not changing that he telling terrible things to Harold the greatest grandpa ever who gives us not only money also booooyysss
then he wants to us living in grandpas mansion so he can get rid of honomo
this car is big why is this car IS SO BIG ITS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH ITS LIKE CAR FOR TITANS!!!!
Leave it alone (neutral)
Try again(Moar dialogues)
NOHOMO indeed(tbh ur an asshole dad and i dont love you im only P!nk to other guys sorry)
as he drops her and left her yellin HECK YEAH IM FREE and goes home poor nohomo is now INDEPENDENT RICH BITCH GIRL but when she arrived the mansion she founds bunch of dudes laying on ground and dirties the floor with their blood and stuff:(( UNACCEPTABLE JK she was like yoooo whats goin on one of the guys stoop up with sorcery and.... WHATTHEACTUALFUCC
and he kissed her???well i played that kind of stuff before so i am used of it but its still messed up
and here goes BOOMMOTHAFUCKERS lol that breakdown though #getrektson
and this Harry Potter boy in the middle tells nohomo to they are incubi but she does not believes them i mean cmon when i typed ''incubi'' on internet this thing came on screen YOOOOO
why hello ladies lemme seduce you
and for proving it this france onii chan guy came and kisses poor nohomo and make her dizzy by taking her sexual power
*seductively eats pure butter and seduce girls*
and when she wakes up nohomo gets pissed...a lot and slapped this guy... three times
Ask for an apology +
Hit him again -
and when he bitched about kiss and stuff we slapped him again lol talkshitgethit
hoping to make things cool Harry introduces themselves to NoHomo
Behold the handsome incubi bachelors craving for love
and of course they want to live here for a while cause they attacked and needs to hide so nohomo accepted so they can do her chores and be her bitches
anndd this guy crepps nohomo out in her room appearently he is edward sparkly cullen and i thought he was Damien Rice
Jump up and Protect yourself -
Be calm+
NO wait and NOHOMO IS FLORENCE WELCH
I WAS A HEAVY SHEEP TO CARRY
anyway our nice guy carries NH to downstairs and saying that others making dinner and left her nohomo encounters with matthew he wanted to apologize and cheering up her he summons something not from this planet of course
HERESSS JOHNNYYY
I think ill keep it
You can have it -
then nohomo just said u can keep it lel and goes to kitchen to eat and found james and erik james was kind and ask nohomo about stuffz you can either tell him or nah he is nice and not rapist anyway so you can trust him actually
NoHomo know what to do with that Megane bishounen
Sure+
No -
and theres erik the guy i hated seriously go away creep!
HEY LIL MAMA LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
and he says flirt wannabe things so we can
Smack Him! -
Be Cool! +
and whatever she does hes ok but he tells lies about making dinner by himself and matthew become so pissed that he turned into katy perry cleopatra clone
sfdafhfhjkhjkdsfghj thats so scaryy omg Matthew pls stop it D: WTF KATY ??
ALRİGHT İM GONNA STOP OR ELSE CREATORS WILL SUE ME
anyways nohomo will laugh at them with their argue and stuff and funny stuff XD
nohomo accepts them so they start
AND HERE WE GO THE REAL CHOOSING AND REAL WALKTHROUGH FINALLY..WAIT NOT YET
at the dinner
So then...+for Damien
...But i did. both +Erik and James
...So i didnt. both + Sam and Matthew
mom called us for having a Gossip Girl kinda Party AT OUR FIRST DAY MOVING CUZ SHE AND JERK FATHER WANTS TO GET IMPRESSIONS BY PEOPLE
she said ok...
then she asks boys to help they are YEAH WE CAN HELP such enthuasm(wait wat)
then she went to sleep she saw a dream about she was saved by boys from someone
end of the epilogue
to be contiuned
XD
well that was lame i know i just got bored lol since this game is having all the routes with one game its kinda confusing to catch up with i know and i understand you i wish this game was like Voltage or Shall we Date? games lmao but i admit it would take lots of time the game itself is just great with that Voices backgrounds sprites characters are amazing! so recommended to play Kouhaikek approves!
AND TODAY'S DISS SONG FOR SENPAI IS
GOES FOR AOBA SERAGAKI AND HIS DICKSQUAD ALSO OTHER GUYS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
