Warning:this writing is just written for humor (honestly really bad humor)it might cause dropping IQ points contains:derp(also offensive) humor and teribbly edited pictures by paint and lots of nicknames and dont be offended please i love this game a lot and i though it will be fun if i add stupid stuff
Hellooooo kekekkess how ya doin huh here i am and its the walkthrough and review of ''Seduce Me the Otome'' as promised of course ill make this with parts i guess this is the first oneee
alrighty first of all this game started at school our mc is at class thinking about life and hanging out with her friends even bullies etc.
oh btw those gals here are Naomi(oooh shinyy gal) Suzu(lesbehonest one) ill introduce them moar on their walk. and stuffz but here we are Nohomo so they are our friends
the name of company:
Trinity Corporation sounds just fine + Naomi
I like Dragon Company + Suzu
I wish I was as fast as her getting out of here... + Suzu
Me and you both Naomi + Naomi
then everything changed when fire nation attacked....oh wait i mean our grandpa dieded rip
so appearently our grandpa was Alfred lmao(thanks Senpai for pointing that out) he was really rich guy but not that asshole rich old man a.k.a my grand-uncles(thats what we call them?) and the scene goes with funeral
instead of grandpa Nohomo's dad is an asshole...why am i not surprised?
and heres NoHomo's momma she really wants to go home and smoke some weed :(
anyway it revealed that Alfred inherited whole company and his mansion to his granddaughter NoHomo dad is pissed a lots because he wanted all the company thats why he married BrendaCockaineAddict so he can get everything nah kidding he is mad because he dislikes his dad for ''some'' reason(ill explain better later)but it does not changing that he telling terrible things to Harold the greatest grandpa ever who gives us not only money also booooyysss
then he wants to us living in grandpas mansion so he can get rid of honomo
this car is big why is this car IS SO BIG ITS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH ITS LIKE CAR FOR TITANS!!!!
Leave it alone (neutral)
Try again(Moar dialogues)
NOHOMO indeed(tbh ur an asshole dad and i dont love you im only P!nk to other guys sorry)
as he drops her and left her yellin HECK YEAH IM FREE and goes home poor nohomo is now INDEPENDENT RICH BITCH GIRL but when she arrived the mansion she founds bunch of dudes laying on ground and dirties the floor with their blood and stuff:(( UNACCEPTABLE JK she was like yoooo whats goin on one of the guys stoop up with sorcery and....
WHATTHEACTUALFUCC
and he kissed her???well i played that kind of stuff before so i am used of it but its still messed up
and here goes BOOMMOTHAFUCKERS lol that breakdown though #getrektson
and this Harry Potter boy in the middle tells nohomo to they are incubi but she does not believes them i mean cmon when i typed ''incubi'' on internet this thing came on screen YOOOOO
why hello ladies lemme seduce you
and for proving it this france onii chan guy came and kisses poor nohomo and make her dizzy by taking her sexual power
*seductively eats pure butter and seduce girls*
and when she wakes up nohomo gets pissed...a lot and slapped this guy... three times
Ask for an apology +
Hit him again -
and when he bitched about kiss and stuff we slapped him again lol talkshitgethit
hoping to make things cool Harry introduces themselves to NoHomo
Behold the handsome incubi bachelors craving for love
and of course they want to live here for a while cause they attacked and needs to hide so nohomo accepted so they can do her chores and be her bitches
anndd this guy crepps nohomo out in her room appearently he is edward sparkly cullen and i thought he was Damien Rice
Jump up and Protect yourself -
Be calm+
NO wait and NOHOMO IS FLORENCE WELCH
I WAS A HEAVY SHEEP TO CARRY
anyway our nice guy carries NH to downstairs and saying that others making dinner and left her nohomo encounters with matthew he wanted to apologize and cheering up her he summons something not from this planet of course
HERESSS JOHNNYYY
I think ill keep it
You can have it -
then nohomo just said u can keep it lel and goes to kitchen to eat and found james and erik james was kind and ask nohomo about stuffz you can either tell him or nah he is nice and not rapist anyway so you can trust him actually
NoHomo know what to do with that Megane bishounen
Sure+
No -
and theres erik the guy i hated seriously go away creep!
HEY LIL MAMA LEMME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
and he says flirt wannabe things so we can
Smack Him! -
Be Cool! +
and whatever she does hes ok but he tells lies about making dinner by himself and matthew become so pissed that he turned into katy perry cleopatra clone
sfdafhfhjkhjkdsfghj thats so scaryy omg Matthew pls stop it D: WTF KATY ??
ALRİGHT İM GONNA STOP OR ELSE CREATORS WILL SUE ME
anyways nohomo will laugh at them with their argue and stuff and funny stuff XD
nohomo accepts them so they start
AND HERE WE GO THE REAL CHOOSING AND REAL WALKTHROUGH FINALLY..WAIT NOT YET
at the dinner
So then...+for Damien
...But i did. both +Erik and James
...So i didnt. both + Sam and Matthew
mom called us for having a Gossip Girl kinda Party AT OUR FIRST DAY MOVING CUZ SHE AND JERK FATHER WANTS TO GET IMPRESSIONS BY PEOPLE
she said ok...
then she asks boys to help they are YEAH WE CAN HELP such enthuasm(wait wat)
then she went to sleep she saw a dream about she was saved by boys from someone
end of the epilogue
to be contiuned
XD
well that was lame i know i just got bored lol since this game is having all the routes with one game its kinda confusing to catch up with i know and i understand you i wish this game was like Voltage or Shall we Date? games lmao but i admit it would take lots of time the game itself is just great with that Voices backgrounds sprites characters are amazing! so recommended to play Kouhaikek approves!
AND TODAY'S DISS SONG FOR SENPAI IS
GOES FOR AOBA SERAGAKI AND HIS DICKSQUAD ALSO OTHER GUYS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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YanıtlaSil-senpaikek
''Requiem for Seragaki Aoba and other homos'' for theaters on August
Sil-kouhaikek
glad you liked it. this song is kicking it man
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